Team Reveal: Average Goals

Next up on the team reveals is Average Goals , sponsored by Fuel Sports Grill , and playing in our Premier Division. If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge a Red Card. Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive. And defend the back-post runner. Please. This is a squad that thrives on chaos, weaving Dodgeball quotes into their warm-ups and convincing themselves that if you can dodge a wrench, you can absolutely chase down an attacker. The problem being, no one can dodge a wrench. Their training regimen may or may not involve actual wrenches, but the spirit is undeniable. Average by name, aggressively adequate by nature. This squad shows up like Globo Gym’s worst nightmare: matching pinnies, questionable cardio, and an unearned amount of belief. Coaches: Arthur “Mr Jokey Joke-Maker ” Bednar Jon “FCKN Chuck Norris” Beardsley Greg “Dodgefather” Van Belle Players: Al “Bold Strategy ” Brewer Alyssa “L For Love ” Brewer Bradley “Fizzle” Flotlin Brent “”The Ocho”” Stocking Corey “Ouchtown, Population: You!” Osher DK “DKoded” Divyakant Girish “GT” Tejwani Gregory “Feathered and Lethal” Potter Igor “Touché” Legin Jeremy “Air Goodman” Gogoel Megan “Megalodon” Long Saara “She Will Rock You” Snow Scott “Patches” Sheppick Tigran “Skillz That Killz!” Zakaryan Tim “Tazer” Han