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2026

  • Fall 2026 Timeline

    Registration for the Fall 2026 season will open at 7:00 PM on Monday July 13 on our registration page . All players new to the league must attend a PLOP (Pub League Offseason Practice) and be…

  • Spring 2026 Timeline

    Winter break is over, and it’s time for Pub League Offseason Practices…

2025

  • Team Reveal: Real Hellmouth

    It’s time for our last team reveal of the fall season… Real Hellmouth , playing in our Classic division and sponsored by Vino FC . They might look like rubber monsters, but the players from Real…

  • Team Reveal: Townsville FC

    The City of Townsville… IS UNDER ATTACK! The local Pitch at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten…. or Eagle Staff Middle School… is engulfed in tumultuous trials, as our Heroes meet new foes looking to bring…

  • Team Reveal: Wasteland Wanderers

    Next up to crawl out of their bunker and onto the pitch… the Wasteland Wanderers ! They’re ready to get on the field with the stamina of fusion-fueled power armor and the frenzied motivation of a…

  • Team Reveal: Bob Loblaw’s Ball Lobbers

    Now the story of a Pub League who lost everything, and the one team who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s an(other) Arrested Development (-themed team). Sponsored by Nun Chuck’s…

  • Team Reveal: Banana Kicks FC

    Narrator: It was Sunday morning, and Michael was making cornballs, a Bluth family favorite since George Sr. unsuccessfully tried to market the device in the mid-’70s. This is the story of Banana…

  • Team Reveal: Critical Goal

    The mist settles over the artificial turf. A campaign of intrepid adventurers emerge from the realm of Ball Toe’Play. With superior dexterity, athleticism, & performance skills, Critical Goal is…

  • Team Reveal: The Eh Team

    We’re The Eh Team, all dressed in our finest denim and toques, out and about on the pitch to represent the Great White North from Victoria to Halifax, all the way up to where the white bears call…

  • Team Reveal: Van Goal FC

    This season, Van Goal is bringing Vincent’s chaos to the pitch. With a bit of creativity, Van Goal will be unforgettable. We are here to bring a kind of beautiful madness that Van Gogh himself would…

  • Team Reveal: Olymplinkos

    Come on down! You are the next person to shank a sitter ten feet wide of the…

  • Team Reveal: Hex Appeal

    Creepin’ it cute, please put your wings together for the guys, gals, and goblins of Hex Appeal! Soccer has never been spookier AND sexier. We come alive (again) in Fall season – Watch out for our…

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