Narrator: It was Sunday morning, and Michael was making cornballs, a Bluth family favorite since George Sr. unsuccessfully tried to market the device in the mid-’70s. This is the story of Banana Kicks FC , sponsored by Lucky Liquor, and playing in our Premier Division. We can’t just go on a million bike rides whenever you want us to, OK? We’ll be on the field every Sunday, celebrating like it’s Cinco do Cuatro, because Army had half day. We may have committed a little light treason, but we know there’s always money in the banana stand. Our defense is solid because we use Faceblock, but our offense may not Sitwell with some, because it comes from Wee Britain. We’ll probably go ahead and order the ultra deluxe jerseys with lots of extra room, then that way we’ll have it. No hop-ons, and no touching! Martas 1, 2, & 3: Carissa “USE YOU ALLUSIONS” Thornock Geoff “HOT HAM WATER” Redick Kevin “DR. HOUSE, ANALRAPIST” House
Forget-Me-Nows: Andre “NOT A TRICK” Luis Birdi Atsuhiro “ILLUSIONS!” Zoshima Azee “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN” Brittany “LADY OF LITERACY” Cruz Chris “BOB LOBLAW” Acelar Gary “ANUSTART” Werden Harry “WEE BRITAIN” Stevenson Hayden “WE LOST HIM” Ross John “FAR FROM THE BEST” Curry JP “DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT” Nicols Ryan “LOOSE SEAL” Peterson Tara “THAT’S WHY WE DON’T RUN” Gregory Thomas “HEWYGO” Hewitt Travis “NO TOUCHING” Boyle Vedin “PAVLOVIĆ” Pavlović