Now the story of a Pub League who lost everything, and the one team who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s an(other) Arrested Development (-themed team). Sponsored by Nun Chuck’s Brewing, Bob Loblaw’s Ball Lobbers play in our Classic Division.
We’re Bob Loblaw’s Ball Lobbers, lobbing long balls on the field and law bombs on our law blog! Because why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
Feeling blue? Well this team is solid as a rock. We’ll be using the man inside us to dribble balls and make huge mistakes. I mean it’s one season, Michael. How long could it last? Ten weeks?
Here to help you score your first Hat Illusion (because a “trick” is something a ref does for money) are your coaches:
Eddie “SAY GOODBYE TO THESE” Schubert Jasmine “VODKA ROCKS” Brown McKenna “PIECE OF TOAST” Bixby
Your alliance-approved magicians on the field: Alok “LIGHT TREASON” Desai Amy “ANNYONG” Rotondo Anna “NEVER-NUDE” Bentley Bob “CHURCH AND STATE FAIR” Davis Christian “MAEBY SHE STRIKES” Woldemdhin Danyeal “MOTHERBOY” Wheeler David “GOB” Cravens Eleni “LIGHTER FLUID” Comstock Ike “PENNIES” Abioye Matt “J. REINHOLD” Jorgensen Megan “AGED GEORGE MICHAEL” Langsev Quinn “NEVER RUDE” Nichol Ria “LOOSE SEAL” Whipple Sanjana “SOCCER PLAYER” Nadi Sergio “SERGIO” Quintana Sheila “LUCILLE” Redick Topher “GENE PARMESAN” Hines Yancy “TOP BANANA” Dominick