“Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a Cereal Killer.”
This team may not be magically delicious, but don’t let that fool you. They’re Gr-r-eat! Packed with the “howling good taste” of goals, this team brings out the killer in you. They’re cereal tested, killer approved which means no goals will go empty and no beers will be left full.
“The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they’re Cereal Killers.”
The Cereal Killers are sponsored by The Doctors Office
##### Premier Division – Spring 2025 Season
This criminally delicious enterprise is masterminded by Arthur “Cookie Crook” Bednar, Brandon “Pop Pop” Hollis, and Mitch “Silly Rabbit” Jewell
Their partners in crime include:
Brent “Nintendo Cereal System” Stocking Carlos “Hominy Smacks” Martinez Padilla Corey “Franken Bury U” Osher David “H” Hollingsworth Erik “Balanced Breakfast” Montgelas Ian “Kix” Hajnosz Jon “Apple Jack the Ripper” Beardsley Jordan “Dondo” Montreuil Juan “Honey Nut Juanios” Rubio Kyle “Chexter Morgan” Gassler Matthew “Cinnamon Ghost Crunch” Powell Meisam “Coco Loco” Bokhari Nicholaus “Slice Krispies” Biela Ted “Shredded Cleats” Griffin Willow “Malevolently Delicious” Mosier