It’s Pub League time, come on grab your cleats, we’ll go to very distant fields. With FC Candy Kingdom, straight from the Land of Ooo!
They may seem whimsical, but they can straight skronk up your dome piece with their sweet ball skills. They’ll stretch your defense like Jake the Dog, and put a through ball into Lumpy Space. Next thing you know, the ball will hit the net like a Catalyst Comet. They know a thing or two about Football, and we’re not talking about BMO’s evil twin. Defeat is UNACCEPTABLE!
Oh my Glob, all this talk of soccer skill is basically fan fiction, like Fionna and Cake. But that’s OK, because sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something. And even if they’re not celebrating a trophy with the Party God at the end of the season, Princess Bubblegum will still organize a parade, and it’ll be mathematical. So come along with me, and the Forwards and the D’s. We can wander through the midfield, and do so as we please.
##### Classic Division – Spring 2025 Season
Mentored by the Taskmasters of Fun Jasmine “Back Turned” Brown, Ben “Approximate Knowledge” Lagler, and Mark “Old Man Creampuff” Langley , here’s your roster, a dream team straight from the mind of Prismo: Dylan “Golb” Abbott Maddy “Tree Trunks” Bixby Victoria “Flame Princess” Carlos-Mercado David “Ice King” Cravens O’Farrell Midas “Prismo” Davidson Michael “Land of” Dean Yancy “Unaligned Ant” Dominick Linda (TBA) Hanson Topher “Perfect Sandwich” Hines Bolor “Shake it Oooff” Jagdagdorj Jayant “Sir Jayant” Jirage Ameeth “Ameeth Finntastic” KanawadayMegan “Defenses Lowered” Langsev Caroline “Vampire Kick” Machart Karen “Cake” Nakagawa Damian “Day Long Nap” O’Leary Sarah “Old Lady Princess” Samson Nicole “Bacon Pankicks” Schreck Jann “Jannimal” Skotdal Ann “Graybles” Yi
Substitutes:
Sleepy Sub Nard-Kicking Ability Pete the Punk Nutmeg Princess Homies Help Homies