Before there were stadiums, there were stoops. Here from the streets of Hillwood to the heart of the Pub League, Futbol Heads bring enough energy to make their elementary selves proud. This isn’t just a team—it’s a crew. A squad. A neighborhood. And when the final whistle blows, win or lose, you’ll find them back where it all started: in the streets, ready to go again.
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##### Premier Division – Spring 2025 Season
Hey Futbol Heads! The coaches are:
Kristopher “COACH WITTENBERG” Antonelli Tom “MONKEY MAN” Eggerding Hayley “FUZZY SLIPPERS” Thomas
Players: Aaron “COOL JERK” Kinion Ben “THE DARK AVENGER” Klingenstein Dave “Dino Spumoni” Noel George “QUANTITY TIME” Courville Jay “STEELY PHIL” Howel Kieran “ERNIE” Lampert Marko “EASY SQUEEZY LEMON PEASY” Ivanovic Matt “OPERATION RUTHLESS” Look Mike “BURBA” Burba Prashant “SHORTMAN” Rana Ryan “ERNIE POTTS” Dowsing Stevie “CHOCOLATE BOY ” Kepple Sunil “Football Head ” Bajagain Tigran “MAN, THIS IS WHACK!” Zakaryan Tim “LOCKJAW” Han
Subs: STOPP KID Q.U.A.L…X? P.S. (#118) MR. HYUNH WEEZIN’ ED