After Crockett and Tubbs resigned from the Miami police force, they decided to get as far away as possible from all that the sand and sun. So they sailed to the Pacific Northwest and used a little “petty cash” from the vice squad to set up a venture capital firm.
Their first purchase? A rag-tag bunch of semi-inebriated soccer players. And with this roll-up of raw talent, Miami Rice was born!
Put on your sunglasses for this vapor wave squad!
Full of soy-perstars rolling maki-nificient passes, Miami Rice leaves their fans eel-ated with tuna-cious defense and nigiri-fic footwork!
Quick and precise, slicing through the defense with the finesse of thinly sliced salmon, their shots hit the back of the net like a glob of wasabi hits your sinuses!
It’s gills, thrills and chills!
Unagi-na believe it!
Miami Rice is sponsored by Nun Chuck’s Brewing.
##### Premier Division – Spring 2025 Season
The squad is led by Lieutenants James “SHRIMPLY THE BEST” Hong, Shaundra “FERRARI DAIKONA” Herrud and Geoff “FATTY TUNA” Redick,
Miami Rice menu:
Max “HAVE A RICE DAY” Aquino Charles “GIMBAP” Bahn Brian “RICE, RICE BABY” Crow Tabitha “SPAM MUSUBI” Dorn Loreto “OTORO” Julian David “FUTOMAKI” Killian Danny “CALI ROLL” Lopez JP “ROLL MODEL” Nicols Axel “SHRIMP TEMPURA” Rivera Anant “LIONEL MAKI” Robinson Kyle “NO MORE MISTER RICE GUY” Sanavullah Saara “SHE’S AS COLD AS RICE” Snow Marcus “SAKE BOMB” Tabert Luigi “SUSHI SHOOTER” Vacca Mark “SPICY TUNA” Wenrick Substitutions Allowed: CHUCK THE RAW DEAL SQUACH IDK, I JUST WORK HERE WASABI