Diane, it’s March 30th and we’re entering Twin PK’s first and only season. Here’s your invitation to love them. Games are held at Robert Eaglestaff Middle School. Clean Place. Reasonably Priced. You want to hear about their goals? They don’t have any.
Their play on the field is dream-like, in that it doesn’t make sense. The goals are not what they seem. When someone is off-side their giant mascot simply says, “it is happening again.” When the ref gives them a card, they look at him like he’s talking backwards. If they score, it’s like they’re giving themselves a little present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen.
I have no idea where this season will lead us but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. And for our picture, we want this across it: Their secret weapon is a One-Eyed Jack as good as Minoungou. Twin PKs is sponsored by Sounder at Heart.
##### Classic Division – Spring 2025 Season
Leading the investigation:
Gio “AGENT BLOOPER” Guillemette Katie “KILLER LOB” Hewitt Taylor “ONE FOOTED MAN” Reynolds Zack “LOG LADY” Donnel
Denizens of this misty Pacific Northwest pitch include:
Addeth “JELLY DONUT” Kim Amanda “DB COOPER” Mayberry Amanda “OWL CAVE ♥” Russell Andrea “FOULS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM” Rivera Brittany “FEELING BETTER THAN LAURA” Wirtz Corey “DEPUTY GOAL-HAWK” Whitney Daniel “DOUBLE R DIVER” Mayberry Devin “MY LOG DOES NOT LINE JUDGE” Leatherman Dilip “DILIP” Kunderu Dré “STILL GOT LOVE FOR THE PEAKS” Jones Jaycie “DAMN FINE SOCCER” Mitchell Johnny “SNOQUALMIE FOULS” Tice Kevin “DAMN FINE CUP” Winters Melanie “FEBRUARY” Trichler Miguel “A FISH IN THE PERGOALATOR” Santos Sanjana “SANJANA NADI” Nadi Tiffany “HOMECOMING QUEEN BY DAY” Stonebraker Vikram “MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE” Khatavkar Subs:
LOG LADY BOBBY RIGGED THE GAME ONE EYED JUKES FIRE SHOTS WITH ME I LIKE PIE DIVES THAT’LL KILL YA DIVES ARE HAPPENING AGAIN